The things that happen when you mix things that are not supposed to be mixed are truly puzzling. For example, what happens if you take a Japanese guy, a paper and a pen? Exactly. Tentacle porn.
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From the completely terrible SexyLosers:
(Crog found this comics engraved on his favorite octopus)
And the next one from GhastyComic:
Wasn’t that enlightening. For more intresting read the ever informative Wikipedia: The Dream of Fisherman’s Wife.