They may not be as adorable as Star-Nosed moles but babies got their own charm.
For example, you can make horrible experiments on them and not be afraid of any animal-lover jumping on you. Here is a mom that lets her baby enjoy some quality death metal:
And then there’s my nephew, cruelly submerged into a bath and threatened with a deadly HAIR WASHING (transcript below):
Granddad: …And now hair
Tom: No! No! No! HELP ME!!!!
Granddad: ..Why help me? …. Grandma will tell a story and I will wash th hair.
Granddad: So who will wash the hair then?
Granddad: The horse blackie?