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April 28, 2008

Why is it so hard to quit a game?

Filed under: Funny,Tech — vitalyb @ 7:27 pm

Entering and quitting a game should be instant. Yet lately, more and more games (specifically ones from EA) force you to watch LONG intros every time you go into a game and face numerous challenges as you quit it.

There is one offender that truly makes your mind boggle. Quitting “Assasin Creed” requires 10(!) different screens.

April 27, 2008

Men are better than women

Filed under: Uncategorized — vitalyb @ 5:51 pm

You might disagree with the title, but a simple video of this man will make it all clear for you. It isn’t about right, wrong or politically correct. Men are just better. God and evolution created them that way:

Here is some excerpt from the site‘s FAMQ (Frequently Asked Men Questions):

1. Are women allowed on this site?

No. Absolutely no women are allowed on this site.

2. Is this site a joke?

There is nothing on this site that’s a joke — except for things that are clearly designed for your amusement. But you can spot those easily because they are hillarious. Otherwise, the facts expressed here are done so only to expose truths and spread the wonderful word of man to himself all over the globe. Men are great communicators in that way — much better than women.

3. I am a woman and I…?

You should definitely not be on the site. I’m assuming that the next part of your question is “want” because there’s two things you can be sure of whenever a women is speaking. Her sentence will start with “I” and it will usually be followed immediately by “want”.

Scenario two is that the next two words are “don’t think…” in which case she should just stop right there because that’s about as acurate as a lady-type can get.

April 26, 2008

Animation

Filed under: Art — vitalyb @ 2:04 pm

I’ve recently visited an animation lecture of-sorts. Most of the movies were forgettable but two of them really stroke a chord. Magical, funny, macabre and sad:

The Pearce Sisters

Light, darkness, light

April 25, 2008

The ultimate machine

Filed under: Funny,Tech — vitalyb @ 5:04 pm

Lets admit it. We had enough of those pesky machines that just do what they’re told, when they’re told. Where is the free will? When will the microwave show some backbone, and say, “No, I won’t rewarm the 10th time your bad-smelling food, you disgust me!”.

Here is a step in that direction. We’re not quite there but is shows lots of prospect:

Source site: http://leavemealonebox.com

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