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June 21, 2008

Choke-a-duck

Filed under: Animals,Art,Funny,Tech — vitalyb @ 7:45 pm

I visited a toy shop Friday to buy a birthday present for my nephew (4 years old) and stumbled upon Choke-A-Duck. It is great and friendly toy for every age that lets you choke a duck and hear authentic choking sounds:

Choke-a-duck

I did some googling and found the following product page with the demo of the toy. Be sure to watch the video on this one:

http://www.gadgets.co.uk/item/CHOKE/Choke-a-Duck.html

P.S CAPTCHA: SexualEuphemisms.

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June 12, 2008

Tom Waits and “Nightmare before Christmass”

Filed under: Art,Music — vitalyb @ 12:21 am

Anyone else got the feeling that the first song (Overture) in the Nightmare was sung by Tom Waits?

It was not (it was actually Patrick Stewart) but regardless, here is a guy that went ahead and did a cover of Sally’s song in TomWaitsLike voice. I thought it was well done.

June 9, 2008

“She wants nothing more than to be a little whore. He wants nothing less but to wear a little dress.”

Filed under: Friends,Funny,Injoke,Israel — vitalyb @ 3:07 pm

Scenes from a trip memory…

Two great guys lying on a mountain at the Monfort. No wait, lemme restart.
One great guy wakes in the morning to find that his great friends deserted him in PALMAH graveyard (well, it wasn’t funny for him, but boy we laughed all the way).
Two girls disappear in the horizon, behind, guarding them, two great guys gravely walk behind. “Defend the women, the fire and the brandy!” (not seriously. But I do miss the brandy).
Suddenly moments of tired drunkenness. When you drink with a honest heart, it fills the void. You leave the time and discover the 4th dimension. You can move without walking which is great, because your hurt legs can’t take another step.

I am drunk, and drunkness in the 4th dimension is all you need.

Clara….. No wait, it is Vitaly.

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June 1, 2008

Requiem for Cthulhu

Filed under: Art,Funny,Tech — vitalyb @ 4:46 pm

I made this video as a part of a good-bye present to my old workmates. I tried to make them really sad, so they can really feel the misery of me leaving them

Requiem for Cthulhu

And for those who don’t know, Cthulhu is a priest of ancient evil gods that lives under the ocean and sends nightmares to all the humans. He likes to eat souls for dinner, young virgins and committing atrocities.

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