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September 17, 2009

Explaining email to mom

Filed under: Funny,Quote — vitalyb @ 3:05 pm

Mom STILL doesn’t have her own mail. I guess that explains the following conversation:

[On the phone]
Mom: What’s your email? I want to send you pictures from my boss computer email.
Me: You should really get your own mail. But okay, “v”, “i”, “t”.
Mom: Wait, wait. Capital or small letters?
Me: …….Small. Okay. Going on: “a” “l” “y” “b” at gmail…
Mom: Wait! Do is there a “space” between “y” and “b”?
Me: ………………..No, there isn’t.

I guess I should explain mom all about ^([0-9a-zA-Z]+[-._+&])*[0-9a-zA-Z]+@([-0-9a-zA-Z]+[.])+[a-zA-Z]{2,6}$ one day.

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March 28, 2009

Twitter’s privacy

Filed under: Friends,Funny,Injoke,Quote — vitalyb @ 3:56 pm

[3:51 PM] vitalyb1984: yes. It is so dauntinc @ twitter that it is so public
[3:51 PM] vitalyb1984: yet if it was private I prob wouldn’t write
[3:52 PM] Eli: daunting?
[3:52 PM] vitalyb1984: yes
[3:52 PM] vitalyb1984: I can’t write personal stuff
[3:52 PM] vitalyb1984: so I write about doplhins having nasal sex. E.g:
“Nasal Sex – Amazon River Dolphins perform homosexual penetration of the blowhole, the only known example of nasal sex.” 4:06 AM Nov 21st 2008
[3:52 PM] vitalyb1984: instead of what really worries me
[3:52 PM] Eli: er yeah
[3:52 PM] Eli: …
[3:52 PM] Eli: you could be ambiguous
[3:53 PM] vitalyb1984: right
[3:53 PM] vitalyb1984: I was.
[3:53 PM] vitalyb1984: It wasn’t the dolphins who had nasal sex.
[3:53 PM] vitalyb1984: BAM

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